Dear Hot Tub, it was clear when we first met, It was uncertain if you would be friend or foe, Your chemical use seemed high and the water level low. In the beginning of our relationship you proved to be oh so fun, With my wine glass full and jets ablaze, you would make me…
Sometimes no matter how much coffee you have the day seems to be two steps ahead of you… Hope everyone is enjoying a relaxing Easter weekend with friends and family!
This poster may be one of the most accurate depictions of me. Those who know me understand my sarcasm and love for practical jokes. As for the profanity, my work has molded my unique linguistic usage. In fact when men apologize for swearing in front of me now, it’s generally met with a quizzical stare. I…
