This poster may be one of the most accurate depictions of me. Those who know me understand my sarcasm and love for practical jokes. As for the profanity, my work has molded my unique linguistic usage. In fact when men apologize for swearing in front of me now, it’s generally met with a quizzical stare.
I love elaborately plotted practical jokes. In fact my Valentine’s Day practical joke I’m still waiting for it to come back in some shape or form and bite me. Also emailing male coworkers a fake Bass Pro promotional flyer with a gay hotline number on it to “WIN” a $200 gift card to the first 30 people to call is also fun.
But one of my favourites has got to be April Fool’s. We all forget about it until about noon when you realize what the date is and that things couldn’t have gone this far sideways. Which is why I must start plotting now… Previously I’ve put my friends beloved corvette up for sale online for a sweetheart deal of a price. After 50 phone calls in 5 hours the confusion wore off and he realized the joke. So like anything you have to keep growing and reaching for the next level to better your abilities, which is why I must go bigger and better this year…
If you love joking around as much as I do, leave a comment and let me know of a funny prank you’ve pulled in the past. It might just give me ideas for my next one 🙂
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Put a piece of tape around the handle of the sink’s spray nozzle, compressing it so when the water is turned on, it sprays. Then make sure your victim is the next to use that sink :). Fun for young and old!
That does sound like a fun time! I also like the one where you hang a bucket of water on top of the door and the first unsuspecting victim to come in gets it!
Our pranks usually involves your drink….if it is from a soda can, poke a hole in the side of the can, about 1″ underneath where you drink from so when they go to take a drink, it dribbles out and all over them. They try it again, really making sure their lips are on the can…and it still dribbles out. We count how many times they try to “stop dribbling” on themselves….now if you are drinking from a straw (with a lid), we usually take the straw and cut it off so it is only about 3″ long (or leave it and staple the end up). Then we watch as they try to suck their brains out trying to get a drink….hee hee